a Macau stranger bothers Bob

[syf] fuck off with your soccer
[syf] dumb ass
[Droog4] i am from USA, i don't know anythingabout footie, i just wanted to say hello to amsterdamers
[Droog4] but thank you for also saying welcome
[syf] maybe you shouldn't be so american
[syf] then
[syf] he
[Droog4] how can i be less american?
[Droog4] you want me to scare the skat out of the world a little less maybe?
[Droog4] here is Bush phone number, you call
[Droog4] i voted for The Other Guy
[Droog4] boy you are Mijnheer Happy J. Friendly
[syf] where are you getting bush from now
[Droog4] if you are asking when Bush is going bye-bye, 2008, our Constitution says
[Droog4] look i just came on #amsterdam to ask a dutch question, 1 question
[Droog4] i lied, 2 questions, i got 2 questions
[Droog4] please help Mijnheer Happy J.Friendly
[Droog4] okay you not answer my simple questions from far away land, i will sing all the Eurovision 2005 songs through your speakers, i got new Karaoke software
[Droog4] i control Volume and Mute
* Droog4 sings: Happy! Sunny Day! Happy Happy! I love you! Always happy! Sunny Day! (Portugal)
[Droog4] for my next selection, i sing Romania Song: Let's Walk 380 Kilometers Down the Beach Hand in Hand
[syf] how about the israelian song, lets walk hand in hand to the gas chambers?
[syf] can you sing that one?
[Droog4] Oh! You are a Utrecht Fan! Now all is understood!
[Droog4] So how are the Antisemites doing this year? good season?
[syf] not so well i'm afraid
[Droog4] I'm sorry, official team name: Drunk Antisemites!
[Droog4] You have not just kicked me from #, you have banned me for life for saying "Hello Everybody!"
[Droog4] you are a good @
[syf] nah, i kicked you for speaking of soccer
[syf] don't be a daft cunt
[Droog4] you don't stand for none of this Friendlyu Welcome Bullshit
[Droog4] I am a daft cunt, God made me Special this way
[Droog4] Do not complain about the Wisdom of God
[syf] my god carries a hammer, your god dies spiked to a cross
[syf] any questions?
[syf] s/dies/died/
[Droog4] hey! kool! You know English past tense of "die"!
* Droog4 gives A to English as 2nd Lingo
[Droog4] You want to hear my Dutch?
[Droog4] Kwik Kwak Kwek!
[syf] nah, not really curious about it
[Droog4] also i know Danke and Austerblief or however u spell it
[Droog4] and other Polite Dutch Words
[Droog4] but thank you for "daft cunt," i am increasing my vocabulary from @op on @amsterdam
[Droog4] free lessons
[Droog4] Danke Wel!
[syf] maybe you shouldn't mention soccer in the first sentence into the channel
[syf] how about that
[Droog4] can i come back if i don't talk soccer?
[syf] you haven't been banned
[syf] so i don't see why you can't come back
[Droog4] Danke Wel, Mijnheer Happy J. Friendly!
[syf] your nick is familiar, not in a positive way
[syf] so i doubt you'll last long anyway
[Droog4] it does not mean "dry" in Dutch
[Droog4] it is the name for my hero
[Droog4] a psychopath teenage murderer and rapist from novel and movie "A Clockwork Orange"
[Droog4] this was not mandatory reading for you in high school?
[syf] yeah, i know the droogs
[Droog4] :-)
[syf] no
[syf] it wasn't mandatory
[syf] we don't really read anthony burgess in school
[Droog4] u read book, or you just rent the video?
* Droog4 takes a wild guess
[syf] i watched the video
[Droog4] hmmmm he knows name of Author of book! He is EDUCATED!
* Droog4 is impressed
[Droog4] may i teach you a tiny little New Thing?
[Droog4] Mijnheer Friendly?
[syf] go ahead, i'll teach you something after that as well
[Droog4] Authentic True Jewish People ... making Gas Jokes makes them Sad :-)
[Droog4] i mean :-(
[syf] well, the jewish love to play the victim role
[syf] so that doesn't surprise me a single bit
[Droog4] you can watch the video of Utrecht fans at Anne Frank Hus
[syf] it's a sad thing that half the world falls for it
[Droog4] yes, i have been terribly victimized by you for getting kicked off chan for saying Hello Hello All People Good Morning!
[Droog4] so ... today you will be voting for Euro Constition: Kill the Jews? write-in vote at bottom?
[syf] nah
[syf] let them sort their own shit
[Droog4] so when can u vote again for Pim Fortuyn? He running again soon?
[syf] he's a pretty dead guy
[Droog4] why should that change YOUR vote?
[syf] because the LPF is a splintered party
[syf] and is more of a joke than a real political party
[Droog4] oh the Fortuyn Ljist
[Droog4] well, don't waste vote then, vote for Hitler instead
[syf] i'd make hitler look like ghandi if i was dictator
* Droog4 is beginning to understand problem, syf = 14 year old boy
[syf] probably not
[syf] i can do that
[Droog4] have you murdered a frog or other small God's Creature today yet?
[syf] you = american = stupid gun wielding right wing nut
[Droog4] I have many guns!
[syf] please, shove your god up your ass
[syf] you're worse than a mormon
[syf] always bringing 'god' into every single sentence
[Droog4] i collect plastic Space Laser Beep Beep Battery Death Ray Guns from Outer Space!
[Droog4] okay, for next 5 minutes i be Euro Atheist just for Minjheer Happy Friendly
[syf] good for you
[syf] and maybe you should stop assuming everyone in the netherlands is dutch as well
[Droog4] i believe all Creation just random accident, just for you
[Droog4] ah. sorry. you French. or Austrian. My bad
[syf] oh, you're a creationist normally?
[syf] how not surprising at all
[syf] you guys are ignant(sic) over there
[Droog4] listen, my Timer only turned on for 19 hours, u still want me to explain My Belief System & Theology to you?
[Droog4] pull up a chair
[syf] i think some guy
[Droog4] light up a cigar
[syf] from the church of latter day saints
[syf] already said what you will say
[syf] so nah, i'll pass
[syf] thanks though
[Droog4] Yes. After Jesus died, he paddles canoe to United States of America and speaks to the Native-American Indians
[Droog4] this i believe
[Droog4] also that robots at Schiphol are stealing my luggage
[Droog4] i see you have answered doorbell to Mormon Missionaries :) :)
[Droog4] I thought they just bothered me
[Droog4] so what are you, a fucking Waloon or something?
[syf] sadly they're everywhere
[Droog4] Fleming?
[syf] i'm portuguese
[Droog4] Ola!
[Droog4] Obrigado!
[syf] very good -_-
[Droog4] Death to All Spaniards!
[Droog4] Bring back PIDE!
[Droog4] Vota SALAZAR!
[syf] the PIDE is long gone
[syf] not that it matters, wasn't during my time anyway
[Droog4] oh, like, if PIDE is still around, they would tell YOU?
[syf] we kinda executed most people attached to the PIDE
[Droog4] why you think they call it "Secret" Police, Sr Happy Friendly?
[syf] and the royal house
[syf] after the various revolutions
[syf] they weren't too "Secret"
[syf] in fact, you could recognize them very easily
[Droog4] ah, that was after all Jews and Muslims had to flee Portugal for their lives
[syf] since the PIDE, mingled itself in every affair, including, family affairs
[Droog4] thanx 4 history lesson
[Droog4] you are retired from PIDE?
[syf] nope
[Droog4] u act like it
[Droog4] Sr Happy Friendly
[syf] it's not that many generations away from me
[Droog4] also don't forget to re-open that nice Prison Island in Cap Vert
[syf] we have this thing called education here, not sure if you heard of it
[Droog4] you could have more fun running that place
[syf] nah
[syf] i'm already in another colony
[syf] don't think i'll be heading to cabo verde anytime soon
[syf] it's a bit too poor for my liking
[syf] friendly people there though
[Droog4] well listen i need answers to simple questions from nice Netherlanders, i can not waste
time here listening to you make gas chamber noises
[syf] tja.. dan zou ik maar vragen
[Droog4] i don't speak dutch
[Droog4] why you think i speak english on open?
[syf] i strangely enough do
[Droog4] Mijnheer Educado
[syf] but sure
[syf] go ahead, go talk to the dutchies
[Droog4] obrigado
[Droog4] you are a god to me, but i temporarily do not believe in god
[Droog4] so you are a nothing to me
[syf] i think you missed the fact that i don't give a fuck whether you believe or not
[Droog4] that was your advice
[syf] but i don't need to hear god in every sentence
[Droog4] i am a very very old person ... god is getting nearer and nearer to me
[syf] poor you then
[Droog4] we chat a few times a week
[Droog4] His name is Larry
[Droog4] he drives a Volvo
[syf] so what do you want to know
[Droog4] 1. In Dutch, how do you say this: Magic Day
[syf] magische dag
[Droog4] dankje
[Droog4] and now 2. When is Euro Constitution Vote magische dag?
[syf] today
[Droog4] Dankje Wel?
[syf] np
[Droog4] 3. What will be result of vote?
[Droog4] Nostrasyfus
[syf] no idea, hopefully it will be NO
[Droog4] that is NIET?
[Droog4] in Dutch?
[syf] nee = no
[Droog4] and how u spell YES in Dutch?
[syf] ja
[Droog4] dankje wel
[Droog4] u r wonderful helpful nice person
[Droog4] i hope you get your right boot fixed soon
[syf] you do realize you aren't banned right?
[Droog4] ja
* Droog4 is learning Dutch!
[Droog4] i will take pills now, forget everything about footie
[Droog4] i didn't know much
[Droog4] all i know is baseball and american football
[syf] ah
[Droog4] while i got you on the line, can you explain Offsides Rule to me?
[syf] i don't know about soccer
* Droog4 fires his machine gun out window for morning fun
[Droog4] so YOU'RE the other Euro guy who doesn't know!!!!
[syf] i just know about dragon boat races and horse racing
[Droog4] ah, who looks good in 3rd race at groningen today?
[syf] dunno, don't follow anything going in groningen
[Droog4] i just guessed, groningen has racetrack??
[syf] no idea
[Droog4] where is nearest racetrack?
[Droog4] to amsterdam
[syf] no idea
[Droog4] how can u follow horse racing u don't know where racetracks are?
* Droog4 ponders this mystery
[syf] cause i'm not in the netherlands?
[Droog4] aha! what is lisboa racetrack called?
[syf] the canindrome and jockey club is 10 minutes from my place
[syf] no idea
[syf] i'm in macau
[Droog4] ahahahaha!@!! obrigado!
[Droog4] WOW! I know Macau!!! You enjoying New Management?
[syf] new 'management' ?
[Droog4] Peoples Republic of China
[syf] that was years ago
[Droog4] are they warm and fuzzy to you?
[syf] but yeah, it's better then it was
[Droog4] hand out free candy?
[syf] nah, eliminated crime completely
[Droog4] just tell me 1 thing about New Macao please
[syf] i can count my money on the streets
[syf] without being mugged
[syf] the only thing i don't like here, is the invasion of americans
[syf] and their casinos
[syf] wynn and co
[Droog4] merda, i cancel my holiday plans to macau
[syf] thankfully, the legislator doesn't really like americans that interfere with politics either
[Droog4] DO THEY STILL MAKE CHEAP GUNPOWDER FIREWORKS??????
[syf] so at least, we're sane overhere
[syf] fuck yeah
[Droog4] thank God!!!!!!
[syf] tho better & more over in guangzhou & shenzhen
* Droog4 gets down on knees, prays Obrigado
[Droog4] so what is name of Macau Horse Race Track?
[Droog4] hsieh-hsieh!
[syf] jockey club
[Droog4] kewl beans, who looks good in 3rd race today?
[Droog4] i like it when very short people ride the horses, i do not like it when very tall fat people ride the race horses
[syf] king able looks good
[syf] well
[syf] very tall people don't belong on horses
[syf] they should always be short
* Droog4 clicks 500000000000000 Macau Yen on king able to place
[syf] patacas
[Droog4] okay i got to go now, my redheaded freckled cheerleader friends want me to come out and have sex with them
[syf] tho betting is done in hong kong dollars
[Droog4] so long and thanks for all the fish
[syf] that's great
[Droog4] lovely to have made your acquaintance
[syf] redheads are kinky sluts
[syf] and almost all russian overhere
[syf] byebye
[Droog4] u got that right, they make themselves into pretzel for me!
[Droog4] hubba hubba!