Encore! Encore!

Yankee Magnetic Software has just released V.4 of its wonderful Karaok-e ©™® software, and I just got the disk. Okay, so, here's the deal: I now control the MUTE on all your computers, and the Volume. Now when I start singing this wonderful Eurovision song, try turning your computer OFF. Hahaha.

Of course Karaok-e isn't any kind of magic. It's just software. So if you want, after a few minutes, shoot your Central Processing Unit with a Glock. Those of you in countries which do not allow their citizens to possess home firearms can start whacking the tower with a sledge hammer until I stop singing.

I'm sorry. I love this song. I've started taking three showers a day just so I can sing it in the shower. I hope you like the way I sing it, too.

Okay, here's how Karaok-e controls the volume on your speakers:

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Amar
by 2B

O céu às vezes foge
Procura outro lugar
Onde o Sol não cabe
E a Lua não quer ficar

De mar em mar, hey
Ver e vencer, hey
Amar, amar
Sempre, sempre, anyway
De mar em mar, hey
Ver e vencer, hey
Amar, amar
Always, day by day

Só quem não quer amar
Olha sem ver

Happy pretty way, happy shiny day
Happy place to stay, we can hold it together
Happy pretty way, happy shiny day
Happy place to stay, we can hold it forever

Pretty people shining, a pretty place to stay
Brand new kind of face, I love you anyway
Fight for the love that I miss, ask me to stay

Happy pretty way, happy shiny day
Happy place to stay, we can hold it together
Happy pretty way, happy shiny day
Happy place to stay, we can hold it forever

Happy pretty way, very shiny day
Happy place to stay, we can hold it together
Happy pretty way, happy shiny day
Happy place to stay, we can hold it forever

De mar em mar
Ver e vencer
Amar, amar
Ask me to stay
Amar

(Happy pretty way, happy shiny day)
(Happy place to stay, we can hold it together)
(Happy pretty way, happy shiny day)
(Happy place to stay, we can hold it forever)

Pretty way, happy, happy shiny day
A brand new day, happy, happy place to stay
Pretty way, happy, happy shinny day
A brand new day, happy, happy place to stay