Congo travel once again deemed a good idea
You may now resume your plans to vacation at Pointe Noire, Congo Republic, and here is why it was wise to have postponed your holiday there. Please click through the entire series of photographs, at the end of which is an analysis of them.
I have also been to a place where I was Less Than Number One on the Food Chain. I would show the photos here directly, but as usual, you cannot fool my free image software into believing that this was a sausage. The software is free, it sucks, but it is very smart. It knows, usually, what is a sausage and what is not.
Who told you you would always be the one to do all the eating?
The Purist
by Ogden Nash
I give you now Professor Twist
A conscientious scientist
Trustees exclaimed: "He never bungles!"
And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside
One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
"You mean," he said, "a crocodile."
posted by Vleeptron Dude | 03:35
5 Comments:
Poor crocodile...
And then if he had swallowed one of those Eurosingers, he might have died earlier of an indigestion
Your English seems pretty darned good, almost as good as my Portugues and my deutsches and my Microwave French ... but do you know the phrase
"crocodile tears"?
(that rhymes with "beers" not "cares")
USE "crocodile tears" IN A SENTENCE:
"When I read the widow's e-mail from Iraq, I wept crocodile tears."
Yes indeed! We have the same in Portuguese« lagrimas de crocodilo»
( there should be an accent on the 'a' in lagrimas, but this software does not like pictures if they are not of sausages and neither does it like accents, darn!
accent on which a? there are 2 a's. and which kinda accent, grave ou acute?
/ or \ ?
Oh, right! first 'a' and acute:)
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