crummy old wine Dept: Vleeptron's 2005 Eurovision Song "I Touch Your Võrkþ, My Xqqr Explodes"

24 May 2005

Vleeptron's song for Eurovision Contest

This is Vleeptron's first entry in the Eurovision Pop Song Contest. Snwøødøø had never been off of Vleeptron before, but Pëëpså had been playing Holiday Inns on several planets in the Dwingeloo 2 Galaxy, she was the singer for a Math Rock band called Imaginary Space. All their fans chipped in to buy them tickets on the Zeta Beam, and everybody was at the Akira Kurosawa ZB Drome to see them off.

I Touch Your Võrkþ,
My Xqqr Explodes

by Snwøødøø & Pëëpså

(Vleeptron entry in 2005 Eurovision Song Contest)

I see you every day
Swimming in the Lava
I hope someday you'll let
me buy you a cup of Java

Your brother says I suck
Your father says he'll kill me
But each night when you walk your duck
I remember that poem by Rilke

(chorus:)
I Touch Your Võrkþ, My Xqqr Explodes
My hair falls out, my nose implodes
Your dad shoots at me, and then reloads
I Touch Your Võrkþ, My Xqqr Explodes

You're the prettiest dushi
in Ciudad Vleeptron
I'm just 32,944 years old
And I work at Wal-Mart

But each night when the sky is green
And 8 or 9 Moons come out
I eat 2 litres of toothpaste
And I begin to shout:

(chorus:)
I Touch Your Võrkþ, My Xqqr Explodes
My hair falls out, my nose implodes
Your dad shoots at me, and then reloads
I Touch Your Võrkþ, My Xqqr Explodes

When will we ever
Be alone?
I ask this question
On my cell phone

Someday you'll divide
We'll reproduce
Half of you will be our child
And trade your duck for a goose

(chorus:)
I Touch Your Võrkþ, My Xqqr Explodes
My hair falls out, my nose implodes
Your dad shoots at me, and then reloads
I Touch Your Võrkþ, My Xqqr Explodes