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12 November 2005

her Fate Worse Than Death = Your Ticket to $$$$$$$$$

This is more like it.

Al salaam,

My name is AISHA JUMIA from Brunei I am a 23 years old and a british citizen who was taken to Brunei by my father 10 years ago. He deceived me that I was going there on vacation and later married me out to a wealthy Prince in Brunei who is 30 years older than me. I was thus forced into marriage and when I objected I was beaten and raped by this Prince. I was locked up in a house for six months after which I submitted and decided to accept my faith, knowing that was the only way out. After I got my freedom back I have been allowed by my husband to have access to his account and businesses. With the help of a loyal aide I have been able to divert $4.500.000.00 (four million five hundred thousand dollars) as bonds into a private finance house without his knowledge. Right now I have mapped out a plan of escape out of Brunei,thou I have tried escaping several times and its been fruitless. first of all I have been able to move the fund out of Brunei. This is where I need your assistance,to help me secure the fund from the finance house before I get out of Brunei if I am lucky enough. If you know you are capable of handling such a huge amount of money respond to me and I will compensate you by giving you $1.000.000.00 (one million dollars) of the total fund. Note also that you must keep this transaction secret as my life is at stake if my husband or any of his relatives hear of this transaction they will stone me to death or hang me. Please reply me here :

jumia@zwallet.com

Yours faithfully,

AISHA JUMIA

3 Comments:

Blogger U.B. said...

Dear Sir,
it is with much regret that I could not attend vleeptron classes the last days.
I was layed by an awful flue.Feverish I had visions of princesses in caves and
women performing medative bondage.I´ll am back.Uwe

13:20  
Blogger Bob Merkin said...

Did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally sent the adorable little French school girls in their "Madeleine" uniforms directly into the hands of and down the trap door of Sex Bondage Slavers? From whence the adorable little schoolgirls were never heard from again?

It was all a mixup and a misunderstanding. It was Not My Fault. But I felt really bad as soon as I realized what I had accidentally done.

13:31  
Blogger U.B. said...

Bob, no reason to feel guilty or bad ! Things like that happen all the time.I know presidents who send out women and men on a crusade for a better world and the return as corpse.
(By the way your french girls run one of the best sex shows in Berlin meanwhile and seem to enjoy it.So you didn´t do that bad.) Uwe

15:32  

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