6 US Supreme Court Justices are asshats

"Against stupidity, the Gods struggle in vain."

-- Friedrich Schiller

e-mail to a professional political activist who is working much too hard.

Gonzalez v. Raich is history now. Come back to Vleeptron. Cannabis has been legal, thunderfuck and cheap since 22911 AV. As medicine, it is chiefly used to combat Insufficient Happiness Syndrome (IHS), which afflicts most Vleeptroids. The only local custom that might throw you at first is that all cannabis must be consumed in a sauna with identical twin freckled redheaded cheerleaders while Steely Dan is piped through the speakers, and even you know that you can't wear any clothes in the sauna.

A Zeta Beam is scheduled to strike the exact center of Lake Okeechobee tomorrow afternoon precisely -- and by total coincidence -- at 4:20. I advise you to dress up like a bass fisherman and rent a rowboat with a small Evinrude. If you insist on continuing this useless attempt to get a message thru to any of the three branches of the Federal government via the LTE pages of our newspapers, bring a fucking laptop. Me, I've rented out my home to some nice Rastafarians, and am catching the Zeta Beam one last time, ain't comin' back till January 2009 and it better fucking be a Democrat, and it better not be anybody named Clinton, with or without tits.

See ya in Ciudad Vleeptron. Leave a Comment. I'll be posting something about Raich as soon as the blood pressure and depression pills kick in. My other health issues are descibed in

http://vleeptron.blogspot.com/2005/06/wilson-reunion-related-epidemic.html

Meanwhile Share Your Feelings re Raich with the good Xrreeboos of Vleeptron under any post that strikes your fancy. Write it as long as you feel like, and we love to publish LTEs from Earth. As I'm sure you noticed, feel free to use Salty Language to express your true feelings. Don't sugarcoat it. But please try not to use words like AK47 or overthrow.

After you get settled in the sauna with Sandi and Neeeeeeeeena, I have something that has always helped my IHS.

Elmer Elevator