Song 4 Colin Farrell

VLEEPTRON CONFESSES: Last week I didn't even know who Colin Farrell was.

from http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/ilikethe.htm

I Like Them Big and Stupid
words & music by Julie Brown

When I need somethin' to help me unwind
I find a six foot baby with a one track mind
Smart guys are nowhere, they make demands
Give me a moron with talented hands
I go bar-hopping and they say "Last Call!"
I start shopping for a Neanderthal

The bigger they come
The harder I fall
In love 'til we're done
Then they're out in the hall

REFRAIN:
I like 'em big and stupid
I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and stupid

What kind of guy does a lot for me
A Superman with a lobotomy
My father's outa Harvard
My brother's outa Yale
The guy I took home last night
He just got outa jail

The way he grabbed and threw me
Ooh it really got me hot
But the way he growled and bit me
I hope he had his shots

The bigger they are the harder they'll work
I got a soft spot for a good-lookin' jerk

REFRAIN

I met a guy, he drives a truck
He can't tell time but he sure can drive
I asked his name and he had to think
Could I have found the missing link?
He's so stupid -- you know what he said?
Well I forgot what he said, 'cause it was so stupid

The bigger they come
The harder I fall
In love 'til we're done
Then they're out in the hall

REFRAIN

I like 'em big and real dumb
I like 'em big and