Dutch guy didn't get a life, we are all grateful. Hillary says he's Evil.

Remember Patrick Wildenborg, the 36-year-old Dutch guy who first found the naughty bits in Grand Theft Auto-San Andreas? And wrote the mod to make them available to every teenager on Earth who has a PlayStation 2? Here's his site (and another virtual toon teen porn pik).

Wouldn't it be cool if Sen. Hillary Clinton noticed the war in Iraq? And said something about it? That would be REALLY useful if she REALLY loved our kids. (It takes a Village to murder a lot of children.)

But we have to set priorities. Dirty images of non-existent pixel entities having simulated soft-core virtual sex in video games -- we must do something about that immediately. The war (Rumsfeld says) may last another twelve years, so Hillary will have plenty of time to get around to doing something about that.