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Here's a lawyer who knows way too much about Pirates, and tells all. With totally cool pictures of ghastly terrifying pirates -- AND A WIGGLING JOLLY ROGER!!! The Skull & Crossbones flag flying high from the mast! See that and your ass is grass! Aaaaargh! Now you can know EVERYTHING about MODERN PIRATES!!! I be Blackbeard! Yo ho ho! Raise your eyepatch and Click Here! Parrots taste a little like chicken. Aaaaargh!