Let's learn Microwave French!

NAFTA is the North American Free Trade Agreement, a big treaty between Canada, the USA and Mexico that's supposed to make us competitive versus the EU.

I don't know what the hell NAFTA is, really. Multimillionaires who ride around in the backs of limousines and have mistresses or trophy wives love it. People who work ordinary jobs, or are unemployed, hate it. Don't even get me started on los maquiladores.

But I know this one thing about NAFTA: Now my microwave speaks English, français, y Español.

For reasons not entirely clear to me, yesterday SWMBO switched the microwave to FRANÇAIS. She muttered something about this household becoming more cultured.

So, in the interests of learning new languages and becoming more sophisticated, here is my experience with some canned ravioli, and some reheated old coffee:

PRESSER LEVEL UNE
NOUVELLE FOIS
POUR UN FORT
NIVEAU OU UN
FAIBLE NIVEAU

CHIFRE LAISSER
REPOER COUVERT

FIN

The High Non-Junk-Science Council has just adopted Microwave French as an alternative language for Vleeptron. As I eat more microwaved stuff, check here for further LEÇONS.