Vleeptron Days of the Week
The Days of the Week on Vleeptron:
0. Linguiça
1. Bratwurst
2. Wienerday
3. Kielbasa
4. Andouille
5. Bangerday
6. Haggis
bratwurst Notes: This is made with pork and sometimes veal, and seasoned with subtle spices. It usually needs to be cooked before eating, though some markets carry precooked bratwurst.. Substitutes: weisswurst OR boudin blanc OR bockwurst. (from The Cook's Thesaurus)
posted by Vleeptron Dude | 12:31
5 Comments:
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Steve in Southern U.S.
no tubular foods here except for good ol' Ballpark Franks.
When I've cooked my All-The-World's-Sausages Stew for the shelter (I'm cooking homemade mashed potatoes tonight!), the guests certainly do not react as if I was making Turd Stew.
In each of these Tubular Things is The Spirit of Your Ethnic Grandma. Your Nana. Your Babushka. Your Grandmere. Gramma.
You spear a hunk of one of these suckers on your fork, hold it up, smell it, bite into it -- and though you are homeless, addicted, chronically ill, 48 years old, broke, cold, profoundly depressed ...
GRANDMA! YOU'RE HERE WITH ME!
There is Happiness of Wonderfully Happy Childhood Times in every one of these suckers. The Wurst is the Best!
Perhaps you are confusing Cooked and Ready-to-Eat bratwurst in a bun, with Uncooked bratwurst just as it is created in the slaughterhouse.
When you order a bratwurst in a restaurant, they certainly never give you something that looks like this. But the chef in the kitchen sees it like this. He/she knows that this is one of the avatars of bratwurst.
Politicians say: Lawmaking is like sausage-making. You don't want to look too closely at the details.
There is an American farm-country sausage called Scrapple, more like a pudding that you fry for breakfast than a sausage.
But when you ask a farmer what's in it, he says: "Everything but the squeal."
Why throw away a perfectcly good nose or curly tail? That's what sausage-grinding machines are for.
I can't see «alheira» on your list.
Find out what it is! Btw it was invented by Portuguese Jews to fool the king's inspectors on as to who was keeping kosher....
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