Mean Monster Loves His Love with a K because she's KRISPY! ... also Vleeptron Correction
Click: The Monster gets HUGE!!!Copyright © 2006 Ron Bizer,
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Nice!
CORRECTION!!!
So the next one is "I Love My Love with an L," and anyone's invited. Don't forget a Monster.
This was My Fault, I was asleep at the switch. Fortunately I was just making Art, not running a nuclear power plant.
For my own and others' future reference:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Other lingos which use versions of the Roman alphabet have different alphabets.
posted by Vleeptron Dude | 02:59
3 Comments:
Puhhhh! Just to cool! Uwe
Mary Shelley is one of the most underrated writers of the 19c. Nobody really understood what she meant.
Well, anyway, you know I like musica obscura and just when I saw that image one song popped into my mind
Bobby "Boris" Pickett
Monster Mash
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He
did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
TEENIE GIRL CHORUS: they did the Mash!
BORIS KARLOFF (?): they did the Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahnster Mash
TEENIE GIRL CHORUS: they did the Mash!
BORIS KARLOFF (?): it caught on in a flash!
TEENIE GIRL CHORUS: they did the Mash!
BORIS KARLOFF (?): it was a graveyard Smash
TEENIE GIRL CHORUS: they did the Mash!
BORIS KARLOFF (?): they did the Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahnster Mash
you're just advertising Mary Shelley 'cause she and her Bohemian poet friends (Byron and Keats and Percy S. and a few aristocratic hippie girls, I think that was the Party List) wrote "Frankenstein" in a castle on Lake Geneva to pass the time because the weather was so sucky they couldn't go outside. I think I read there'd been a big volcano eruption in the Pacific, and Europe forgot to have Summer that year.
Most of the movies forget das Ende, which takes place in the Arctic Ocean amidst giant icebergs -- Viktor and The Monster chasing each other around through the most bleak, frigid and doomed place on the surface of the Earth -- and a place Mary Shelley could only imagine and create with words.
At this time, Arctic Exploration consisted of 1 ship every 10 or 20 years that either got lost or was trying to find the Northwest Passage -- the merchant shortcut between Atlantic and Pacific which isn't there. None ever returned or were ever heard from again. She imagined a world that sucked human beings in, froze them, and never gave them back to their wives and sweethearts. Viktor had dared to create Life, and for his punishment died in a frozen hell devoid of even the possibility of Life.
In a movie about Scott or Shackleton, at the start of their Adventure, in the tiny mess cabin, the leader raises his glass and makes a traditional Royal Navy toast to the other 20 men:
To our wives and sweethearts!
May they never meet!
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Frankenstein
Chapter 1
I am by birth a Genevese; and my family is one of the most distinguished of that republic. My ancestors had been for many years counsellors and syndics; and my father had filled several public situations with honour and reputation. He was respected by all who knew him for his integrity and indefatigable attention to public business. He passed his younger days perpetually occupied by the affairs of his country; a variety of circumstances had prevented his marrying early, nor was it until the decline of life that he became a husband and the father of a family.
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