TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY! 1 SLICE PIZZA w DOUBLE ANCHOVIES or PINEAPPLE (winner's choice)
If you can. You can't, can you? That's pathetic. That's really pathetic. You majored in Liberal Arts. I'll bet you really know some important stuff. But you don't know how old I am. By next week you still won't know how old I am, unless you ask somebody else to figure it out for you.
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