Pay closer attention!

In Vleeptron's previous post about the attack on a luxury cruise ship by Somali pirates, Vleeptron reprinted a Reuters article about the attack. One paragraph said:

Pirates in armed speedboats typically race alongside slower-moving ships, fire on them, then board and take control at gunpoint. Many have parrots on their shoulders. Others say, "Aaaaaaargh!" and sometimes sing, "Sixteen men on a dead man's chest." They frequently force passengers to walk the plank.

And nobody Left A Comment.

LIGHTS ON IN YOUR HEADS!

Did you really think Reuters said that?

Of course Reuters didn't say that.

I said that.

Please try to play closer attention in the future. Aaaaargh. Shiver me timbers, maties.