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NGO_Vleeptron (aka "Bob from Massachusetts") recently featured LIVE on BBC WORLD SERVICE, heard briefly by Gazillions!!!

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24 September 2005

SOMEONE FOR EVERYBODY!!! Vleeptron swallows the Cookie, so you don't have to!


A Hindu Wedding Ceremony is held in the evening or night, on a date and time which is deemed auspicious -- after duly consulting almanacs and the horoscopes of the partners to be. It is usually a culmination of a series of related ceremonies such as sangeet (a gathering of family and friends to sing and dance -- celebrating the coming together of two families.) For the Wedding itself a mandap is erected -- a sort of elaborately decorated tent, and a "havan" is lit -- sacred fire for sanctity and purification inside the mundap. The pundit -- a high caste Brahmin, now, solemnizes the contract by reciting and getting the couple to recite Vedic hymns from our 7000 year old Aryan ancestry. This is followed by (or can be accompanied by) feasting, music and celebratory shows for the guests.

Hmmmmm ... It's possible the e-mail Spam that led me to click on this website can be traced to one of my Internet Relay Chat (IRC) relapses, in which I hopped the Zeta Beam to #Bangalore (on Undernet -- I think I lost my wristwatch there, if you find it, pls etc.), a city in India I'm quite fascinated with. And you should be interested in it too, if you have a Computer and a Future. (If you don't have a computer, how the hell did you get here?)

Part of the Vleeptron NGO Mission is to bring peace between A-Bomb Pakistan and A-Bomb India -- before they exchange A-Bombs -- and to bring peace to the never-ending ethnic war in Sri Lanka -- the legendary Island of Serendip, where many believe the Garden of Eden was, and where, more recently, Suicide Bombing was invented.

Almost everything in Shaadi.com is News To Me. So rather than be accused of being an Ignorant Westerner making disrespectful fun of the customs of other peoples -- I Am Not, but permit me please to smile a little at the Chasm of My Own Ignorance -- Vleeptron will just run the text of this website stet [just as it came up on my screen]. Pretty much. Res ipse loquitur.

What little I know about the Caste System of India comes from the Hollywood movie "Ghandi," and other dubious and questionable Disney-like sources. This is the first time I've ever come across the actual Names of the Castes of India.

(Ghandi was trying to eliminate the Caste System and its built-in bigotry, prejudice and discrimination. Obviously he failed at that. Throwing the British Empire out of India/Pakistan without resorting to a single act of political violence was the best he could do.)

If ANYONE from the Subcontinent should wander into the Akira Kurasawa Zeta Beam Drome and read this, PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT giving Vleeptron (moi) a little (or a lot of) Information about these religions, these Castes, these Ethnicities, these Courtship and Marriage Customs, etc. etc.

It's all Greek to me! (But the Greeks, naturally, have to say: It's all Chinese to me!)

btw Bob is Happily Married and is NOT looking for another wife, or two other wives, or three or four (polygamy). Likewise, I'm pretty sure SWMBO is not looking for another husband, or two or three more (polyandry -- still common in some Himalayan societies). But if you're a

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(2) (3) (4) (5) (6) Males to Marry

Vleeptron has maybe steered you to the Right Place!

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Pooja & Rajiv's story,
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VLEEPTRON FRUSTRATION: We can't seem to filch the foto of Pooja (she's hot!) and Rajiv. If you want to see the Happy Couple, go here:

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