Ötzi

Okay so like I got just about every detail wrong about the prehistoric guy who popped out the Front End of a glacier in the Alps in 1991, but here's a photo of Ötzi, pretty much exactly as he was when he slipped on the glacier and fell into the Moulin 5300 years earlier:

www.askoxford.com/languages/culturevulture/italy/iceman/?view=uk

with a fascinating story with all kinds of (accurate) details.

Scientists also know what Ötzi's last words were: "I'll be home early tonight, honey, I'm taking the shortcut over the glacier."