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24 March 2006

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I have been searching for a person whom we can jointly invest, Trust in and also solicit an honorable partnership with.

I want to confirm that your contact information was got from a web email directory. I represent a client who is interested in investing in your country in areas related to agriculture or any business of your choice, to initiate a proper and structured relationship. Please let me know what your response will be to an offer to receive investment funds in cash if;

1. The said fund amounts to US$38,500,000 (Thirty Eight Million, Five hundred Thousand US Dollars).

2. The said fund is in cash and needs to be transferred in the same state, due to some covert reasons.

3. The fund could be invested through your agency in the purchase of facility and assets for investment purposes within your country, in collaboration with the agency of the current brokers.

4. This transaction will result in you being paid a commission of 10% off the investment capital.

5. The fund owners desire absolute confidentiality and professionalism
in the handling of this matter, due to risks of seizure of the fund and litigation if personalities are revealed.
The fund owners have interest to invest in any of the following industries, depending on which is most transparent, low risk, and average profit yielding: Power Generation, Telecommunication and Software Development, Film Production, Hardware Manufacturing and Export, Medicine, Construction or Real-Estate Development.
Based upon the information provided above, I would like to know if you shall be able to assist in the nature of managing the investment fund. You must note that the fund can only be transferred in cash, therefore if you are in acceptance to participate with us in the investment of the fund, you shall also need to participate with us in the transfer of the fund in cash in the manner of receiving the fund in cash and depositing it in a Trusted account opened in favour of the investment to be established.

And this account would serve as the base or operating account for the investment. I am obliged to believe that you would be able to understand the information above, and should you need further information, please do not hesitate to ask.

Kindly confirm receipt of this email by sending all correspondence to:

Quazi Hossain (Esq.)
Tel: 00871763591465


Anonymous patfromthemillionairesclub said...

What ? you too ? bloody hell, is everybody becoming amillionaire nowdays?
Found a similar mail in the mail today.
let's all get drunk, enjoy our new social status and sing that famous song from Anatewka !


We are pleased to inform you of the result of the EL GORDO LA PRIMITIVA SWEEPSTAKE INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY PROGRAM which was held on the 15th March, 2006. Your name and address was attached to a Ticket Nr: 021750 with Serial Nr: 8293737 drew the Lucky No:

6-11-22-39-45 which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category.

You have ther efore been approved for a lump sum payout of £4,000,0000.00 (Four Million pounds Only) in cash credited to the File Nr: DWS/902-761-903. This is from a total cash price of £40,000, 000.00 (Forty Million Pounds Only) shared among ten (10) International winners in this grand category. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your funds is now deposited in an escrow account with the Paying Bank in your name as beneficiary, and is covered with INSURANCE BOND to its value .We advice that you keep this award from public notice until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to your nominated bank account as this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by the general public.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000:00 names and addresses from Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe and North America as part of our international promotions program which we conduct twice every year . We hope that with part of your prize, you will part-take in our summer (mid-year) high stake promotions agenda of $1,3BILLION international lottery.

To claim your Prize, Enclosed with this letter is a copy of your payment processing form which you should complete and fax to the claim agent below for the processing and remittance of your winning prize into your nominated bank account.





TEL: + 011 4479 3925 3996

FAX: + 011 4487 0133 4585



Note that all prize funds must be claimed not later than 30th April 2006. After this date all funds will be returned to the MINISTERIO DE ECONOMIA Y HACIENDA as unclaimed.

Congratulations once again from all members of our staff

Best Regards

Mr. Alonso Louis Martinez

Mr. Gerald Goodm a n (Manager Foreign Operations), Mr. Franco Zani, Rosa Nino (Domestic Operations) Dr.P.James (Director International Credit Department), Mrs. Sandra Gomez (Executive) Mr. Jesus Lopez Copyright © 2005 El-Gordo Lottery International.

- Alonso Louis Martinez

Blogger Bob Merkin said...

from the musical comedy "Finian's Rainbow"
music: Burton Lane
lyrics: E.Y. ("Yip") Harburg

When the idle poor
Become the idle rich
You'll never know
just who is who
or who is which

Won't it be rich
When everone's poor relatives
becomes a Rockefellative
and palms no longer itch
What a switch!

When we all wear ermine
And plastic teeth
How will we determine
Who's who underneath?

And when all your neighbours
are upper class
You won't know your Joneses from your Ass

Let's toast the day
The day we drink that drinkie up
But with a little pinkie up

The day on which
The iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidle poor
Become the eye-eye-eye-dle rich

When a rich man doesn't want to work
He's a bon vivant
Yes, he's a bon vivant

But when a poor man doesn't want to work
He's a bounder, he's a lounger
he's a lazy good for nothing
He's a jerk!

When a rich man loses on a horse
Oh, isn't he a sport!
Oh, isn't he a sport!

When a poor man loses on a horse
He's a gambler, he's a spender
He's a low life, he's a reason for divorce!

When a rich man chases after dames
He's a man about town
A man about town
But when a poor man chases after dames
He's a bounder, he's a rounder
He's a rotter, and a lot of dirty names!

You'll never know
just who is which
When the iiiiiiiiiiidle poor
Become the idle rich.

When the idle poor
Become the idle rich
No one will see
The Irish or the Slav in you
'cause when you're on Park Avenue
Cornelius and Mike
Look alike!

When poor Tweedle Dum
Is rich Tweedle Dee
This discrimination will no longer be ...


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