Kansas establishes a State Religion and forces students to pray to its deity

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (right),
the deity of the new official
state religion of Kansas.

Mamagiggle has just brought Vleeptron's attention to an extremely important matter.

In what follows, I sincerely wish that no one thinks I am insulting or disrespecting anyone's religion or faith.

But the Board of Education of the State of Kansas USA has recently forced all children in public schools to pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is the god of a new, strange religion. If Kansas schoolchildren will not pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, they are expelled from school, and subject to criminal investigation by the Kansas Bureau of Investigation.

Vleeptron does not think this is right. We respect the right of any American to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the privacy of his or her home or in the local Flying Spaghetti Monster Temple.

But it is wrong that Kansas has made the Flying Spaghetti Monster the official State Religion. This is a clear violation of the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, and we sincerely hope that the United States Supreme Court will declare forced student worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to be unconstitutional and null and void.