the Vleeptron card and/or t-shirt

Instructions for Vleeptron Card:

1. Click on the image to see a larger version. If the result of a printout of the larger version of the two sides of a business card is actually 9 cm wide by 5 cm high, that will be an authentic Religious Miracle. Go directly to Step 3.

2. Otherwise, with the rectangle borders still there, shrink or enlarge so the card is 9 cm wide by 5 cm high.

3. Get rid of the rectangle borders. Photocopy on many different bright colors of card stock. Distribute liberally to friends, acquaintances, colleagues, strangers, government officials, journalists, movie stars, outer space aliens, undocumented aliens.

4. Image also suitable for t-shirts.